You know you’re a “Riding to Break the Cycle” alumni when…

Some recent suggestions…. 

1) You are comfortable applying anti-monkey butt powder in front of a crowd.

2) You have eaten wraps for lunch for 37 straight days…and still want more.

3) The sight of a bar (granola bars, power bars, hemp bars – whatever) makes you groan.

4) You can fix a flat tire with nothing but an elastic band, a coin, and some bubble gum.

5) You instinctively hide bagels around your home.

6) You know what brinking is and that it’s not allowed.

7) You are incapable of saying “juice” normally.

You know to keep your cheese out of the vegan hummus.

9) You have fought someone over the right to wash dirty dishes.

10) You were sad to come home and not have beautiful guitar and singing each morning as your alarm clock, “mom’s” looking after you 24/7, new friends around constantly (for better or worse), and a new destination on the horizon each morning.

11) You know that if you can’t find the coffee pot camping its in the girl’s washroom, toaster in the mens.

12) You KNOW that Myer’s Flat is where its at.

13) You have sung ever day conversation to the theme song from Jurassic Park, or nearly murdered someone for doing the same.